Your bumper deserves a manual.So we wrote one. Short, warm, on purpose.

Humorous bumper magnets for the world's patient drivers — student permits, senior drivers, rideshare operators, and snowbirds heading south. The guide below is a four-page PDF on how a bumper magnet lives on a car: what to put on it, how to clean the surface, where to place it so it stays put, why the reflective vinyl reads back to the driver behind you at speed, and how to take it off in February without taking the paint with it.

We collect the email, send the PDF, and the second email you read from us is when you email us. No drip campaign. No marketing list. No surprise newsletter.