Three audiences.One pricing sheet.
Humorous bumper magnets for the world's patient drivers — student permits, senior drivers, rideshare operators, and snowbirds heading south. This page is for the organizations that buy in dozens, not singles — driving schools outfitting a new cohort, fleet and rideshare operators replacing a worn batch, and senior community programs stocking welcome kits.
Studio runs a 50-piece minimum on every design in the shop, with tier breaks at 250 and 1000+. Every order is printed on 3.4 mil reflective vinyl, hand-checked, and ships within five business days. Drop-ship to members or students on request — we never see the envelope.
See your bulk price
See your bulk price.
Pull the lever: tier breaks at 10, 25, 50, and 100 pieces. The number on the right updates as you type.
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Driving schools
New drivers outnumber patience on the road, and a bumper that earns a wave beats a bumper that earns a brake-check. A 50-pack covers a starter class; reorders ship on a five-business-day cadence.
Fleet & rideshare
When one operator runs four cars and two shifts, voice matters more than volume. We tier at 50 / 250 / 1000+, and we drop-ship to the addresses your dispatch system has on file.
Senior community programs
Humor that earns a nod, never a frown — for community centers, AARP affiliates, parish groups, and the programs that hand out welcome kits. Quiet on the front, unmistakable in a parking lot.
Indicative pricing
Volume pricing at a glance.
Four wholesale bands, indicative per-piece price, and the savings against retail. Confirmed pricing is delivered in your tiered quote — usually within two business days.
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Send a brief
Tell us who you are and roughly how many.
Five fields. A real human reads every brief — usually within two business days — and replies with a tiered quote, a proof, and a lead time. No auto-generated pricing; no chaser sequence; no marketing list.